I Found a USB Key in a Simple Sausage: At First I Thought It Was There by Accident, Until I Saw What Was in It

The Sausage That Wouldn’t Slice
I bought a plain sausage at the supermarket—nothing fancy, just breakfast insurance for a sleepy Monday. I sliced a few rounds, made a quick sandwich, and tucked the rest into the fridge. Everything felt ordinary… until the next morning, when the knife hit something that ordinary meat simply doesn’t have: a stubborn, unyielding core that stalled the blade mid-cut.

A Silver Glint in Pink
At first I thought it was frozen fat. Then a strange shimmer flashed inside the cut face of the sausage. I leaned closer. Not bone. Not gristle. Something smooth—something that caught the kitchen light like a coin at the bottom of a fountain.

I eased the tip of the knife around the obstruction, prying carefully, piece by piece, until the casing surrendered—and a small USB flash drive slid into my palm.

My stomach lurched. My mind raced. How could a USB be sealed inside a mass-produced product—factory-stamped, vacuum-packed, and shelved by the hundreds?

Curiosity vs. Caution
I’ll be honest: I wanted to toss it straight in the trash. Then the more sensible voice in my head chimed in: don’t plug unknown devices into your computer. It could be damaged, counterfeit… or worse.

But another thought cut through the noise: what if someone put this here on purpose? A deliberate message misplaced—or perfectly aimed—and by sheer chance, I’d been the one to find it.

Against my better judgment, I booted up an old, offline laptop I keep for emergencies. No Wi-Fi. No Bluetooth. No personal files. Just a digital island.

I slid the drive into the port and held my breath.

The Folder That Wasn’t Meant for Me
The drive sprang to life with four items on the root:

READ_FIRST.mp4
Batch_47.xlsx
Night_Shift_Cam_03.mp4
Permit_Amendment.pdf
My hand hovered over the first file. A voice inside me whispered that this was a terrible idea; another voice—steadier, quieter—said that maybe the worst idea was pretending I hadn’t found it at all.

I clicked.
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